Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

too many people who don't love The Computer have been given the privilege of working on The Computer

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open the schools—specifically the schools we populated with tall tees that had been airbrushed with...

you can’t make this stuff up.

we was never supposed to have this much access to stupid ppl’s thoughts

Doomscrolling is a form of bdsm.

This take ages better everyday btw

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told this thai lady i was american and her first reaction was to tell me she was born on 9/11...

This looks like fun 😂

🎀🐢🎀🐢🎀🐢🎀🐢 8.12.25 - McDonald's USA

what a time to be alive

let's play the game😀

This was so wonderful, 9 years ago today!

Wouldn’t have thought of that myself

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